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Rome wasn't built in A.D. - Flann O'Brien

Vice Versa: Dirty Italian poetry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich

In ancient Rome they killed Sid Caesar - Archie Bunker

Who goes to Rome a beast returns a beast. - Italian Proverb

Nero: A Roman who was careless with candles - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am the Roman Emperor and am above grammar. - Emperor Sigismund

Emperor Negro, who fiddled while Rome burned. - Archie Bunker

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo. - Mark Twain

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

I shudder to think that one day someone may give the same order for Rome. - Scipio Aemilianus

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker

Rome didn't create an Empire by holding meetings - they did it by killing their enemies. - Chris Johnson

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

I'm Irish on St. Patrick's Day. I'm Italian on Columbus Day. I'm a New Yorker every day. - Tamara Tunie

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump