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Are you content and happy with what you have?

Rich People thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Nothing ages like happiness. - Oscar Wilde

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

I am happy and content because I think I am. - Alain-René Lesage

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

A refusal of praise is a desire to be praised twice. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness. - Don Marquis

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds to be. - William Adams

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

In all climates, under all skies, man's happiness is always somewhere else. - Giacomo Leopardi

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy. I were but little happy if I could say how much. - William Shakespeare

If you don't get what you want and you are still happy - that's spiritual maturity. - Unknown

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. - Erma Bombeck

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness. - William Saroyan

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

The pursuit of happiness is responsible for a good part of the ills and miseries of the modern world. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Two things define you: your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything. - Unknown

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

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