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Are you content and happy with what you have?

Rich People thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Happiness means quiet nerves. - WC Fields

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. - Don Rickles

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

Happiness is distraction from the human tragedy. - J M Reinoso

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide

Knowledge of what is possible is the beginning of happiness. - George Santayana

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Happiness is where we find it, but very rarely where we seek it. - J Petit Senn

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Guillaume Apollinaire

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy. I were but little happy if I could say how much. - William Shakespeare

The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead. - Theodore Roosevelt

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. - Erma Bombeck

The greater part of happiness or misery depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances. - Martha Washington

The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness. - William Saroyan

Happiness, after all, is an inner state of mind. It is little dependent on outside environment. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid. - J D Salinger

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

Happiness is the resultant of the relative strengths of positive and negative feelings rather than an absolute amount of one or the other. - Norman Bradburn

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami

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