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Rich People thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Courage without conscience is a wild beast. - Robert G Ingersoll

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Be happy with what you have. Be excited about what you want. - Alan Cohen

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling. - Margaret Lee Runbeck

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

The essential dilemma of my life is between my deep desire to belong and my suspicion of belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Unquestionably, it is possible to do without happiness; it is done involuntarily by nineteen-twentieths of mankind. - John Stuart Mill

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Most people spend most of their days doing what they do not want to do in order to earn the right, at times, to do what they may desire. - John Brown

There is no happiness like that of being loved by your fellow creatures, and feeling that your presence is an addition to their comfort. - Charlotte Bronte

We can't control the world. We can only barely control our own reactions to it. Happiness is largely a choice, not a right or entitlement. - David C Hill

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


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