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Rich People

Are you content and happy with what you have?

Rich People thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Courage under sure defeat is true magnificence. - Unknown

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

When you are happy you can forgive a great deal. - Princess Diana

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude. - Zig Ziglar

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Ambition hath no mean, it is either upon all fours or upon tiptoes. - George Savile

You can't let perfection get in the way of getting things done. - Gini Deitrich

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is. - Desiderius Erasmus

An attitude of positive expectation is the mark of the superior personality. - Brian Tracy

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping. - Dale Carnegie

It's the moments that I stopped just to be, rather than do, that have given me true happiness. - Richard Branson

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Most of us believe in trying to make other people happy only if they can be happy in ways which we approve. - Robert S Lynd

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Maturity begins when we're content to feel we're right about something without feeling the necessity to prove someone else wrong. - Sydney J. Harris

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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Great Quotes (B)

Wayne's Fish

If You're Happy And You Know It

Deer Hunter Tattoo

Nope, Didn't See A Thing

Man Sues Wife Over Make-Up

Down Under Bronco Riding For Kids

Re-Ewes Me

It's A Keeper

Plankstanders

Millionaire Women

Laptop Cooler

Scan Scam

Motorcycle Taxi

I've Got Time

Clangeroo

Redneck Cooler

Instead Of Flowers

Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

I Love Summer

Karma Towing

Salmon-chanted Evening

Hands On Tree