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Retired Truck Driver

Driving down the road in a hot rod bass boat

Retired Truck Driver thanks to Keith Blake

Retire-meant dream - switchin' from truckin' to fishin'

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Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Vanguard: A person who protects trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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