QuotaBillsUp the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker
Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws
Vanguard: A person who protects trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason
Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet
LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain
Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny
Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown
We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi
My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson
We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud
Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald
When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner
If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com