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Retired Fishermen Walker

Taking one more run on an aging sailboat

Retired Fishermen Walker thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I have the mouth of a sailor. - Kristen Bell

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

Slaves who are disabled from working shall be provided for by their masters. - Unknown

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles. - Henry David Thoreau

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci


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