Removed Posts

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Very sorry can't come. Lie follows by post. - Charles Beresford

Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Start an editorial calendar that everyone involved in your blog can access. - Kristi Hines

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco