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Religious Nuts

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Religious Nuts thanks to Kayla Peterson

Just praise is only a debt. - G Berkeley

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing. - Unknown

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

My greatest thought is my accountability to God. - Daniel Webster

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

If you take care of the things that are dear to God, He will take care of the things that are dear to you. - Howard Taylor

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel


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