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Religious Nuts

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Religious Nuts thanks to Kayla Peterson

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Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

Elderberry: Wisest fruit on the branch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

The glory of God is a human being fully alive. - St. Irenaeus

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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