Religious Nuts

Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

Praise, like sunlight, helps all things grow. - Croft M Pentz

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The processes of growth are gradual, bearing fruit in a decade, not a day. - John F Kennedy

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

The devil will let a preacher prepare a sermon if it will keep him from preparing himself. - Vance Havner

If you seek answers you won't find them, but if you seek God, the answers will find you. - Mark Batterson

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias