Religious Nuts

In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

God has always been hard on the poor. - Jean Paul Marat

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Grammar: the difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You're Nuts. - Unknown

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei