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Religious Nuts thanks to Kayla Peterson

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Just praise is only a debt. - G Berkeley

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

Because you know He can, you can pray with holy confidence. - Mark Batterson

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

It is simpler and easier to flatter people than to praise them. - Jean Paul Richter

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

God made Adam first because he didn't want any advice from Eve how to make Adam. - Unknown

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

God isn't asking you to figure it out. He's asking you to trust that He already has. - Unknown

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams

When God blesses you financially, don't raise your standard of living: raise your standard of giving. - Mark Batterson

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson


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