Ready For Christmas

Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Be prepared and be honest. - John Wooden

To be prepared is half the victory. - Miguel de Cervantes

Change favors those who are prepared. - Louis Pasteur

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

Only the prepared speaker deserves to be confident. - Dale Carnegie

Sometimes we seek that which we are not yet ready to find. - Libba Bray

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you. - William Blake

I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. - Will Rogers

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Francis Bacon

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

You can do anything in this world if you are prepared to take the consequences. - W Somerset Maugham

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is ready cash - use it. - Kay Lyons

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

We are all better than we know. If only we can be brought to realise this, we may never be prepared to settle for anything less. - Kurt Hahn

It is, admittedly, a base foodstuff, but lobster, well prepared, can nevertheless be made to satisfy the distinguished gourmand. - Eli Brown

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge