Ready For Christmas

Be prepared and be honest. - John Wooden

Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

Betrayed: Ready to go through the cafeteria line. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Forger: A person who is always ready to write a wrong - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are always getting ready to live, but never living. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes we seek that which we are not yet ready to find. - Libba Bray

All my available funds are completely tied up in ready cash. - WC Fields

The secret of success is to be ready when your opportunity comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared mind. - Louis Pasteur

I don't even believe myself when I say I'll be ready in 5 minutes. - Unknown

If you're not prepared to be wrong, you're not ready to be creative. - Unknown

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

We are all better than we know. If only we can be brought to realise this, we may never be prepared to settle for anything less. - Kurt Hahn

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

Pride causes us to use our gifts as though they came from ourselves, not benefits received from God, and to usurp our benefactor's glory. - Bernard of Clairvaux

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay