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Ready For Christmas

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Ready For Christmas thanks to Chris Kane

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Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Betrayed: Ready to go through the cafeteria line. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. - Garibaldi

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

You have a ready wit. Let me know when it's ready. - Henny Youngman

We are always getting ready to live, but never living. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

Sometimes we seek that which we are not yet ready to find. - Libba Bray

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

If you are prepared, you will be confident, and will do the job. - Tom Landry

The secret of success is to be ready when your opportunity comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you. - William Blake

In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared mind. - Louis Pasteur

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

If you're not prepared to be wrong, you're not ready to be creative. - Unknown

The soul should always stand ajar, ready to welcome the ecstatic experience. - Emily Dickinson

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience. - Oscar Wilde

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

It's not that some people have willpower and some don't... It's that some people are ready to change and others are not. - James Gordon

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge


Perception

Jeopardy Measuring Cup

All We Have To Do Is Stand Up

Vacuum Extender

BrownEes

Chinese Puzzle Car

Always Give 100% At Work

Ancient Politician

My Toaster Is Broken

Shining Stars

Tunnel Face

The Bugs Are Bad This Year

Dog Spa

Ostrich Imprint

Local Crabs

World's First Hard Hat

Bird Melons

Bag Hang-Up

LippoPotumus

Haircut For Staff Meetings

Wolf Mode

Undertaker Bike

Throwaway Sport Paper

Pacman Skeleton