Re-Ewes Me
Recycled sheep humour
QuotaBillsWho picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder
Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb
Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle
Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker
If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin
Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb
Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards
Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn
Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu
Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky
Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith
She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift
There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison
Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain
Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass
He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy
Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour
Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt
Ramnification: 1. To make someone feel sheepish; 2. What made Mary have a little lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde
The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir
Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie
It's not plagiarism - I'm recycling words, as any good environmentally conscious writer would do. - Unlek Swain
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus
It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin
I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith