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Quartz Inaccuracy thanks to Rita Gamble

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The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

You can fool too many people too much of the time. - James Thurber

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All endings are also beginnings - we just don't know it at the time. - Mitch Albom

Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time. - Arnold H Glasow

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. - Bette Midler

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

The only way to be absolutely safe is to never try anything for the first time. - Magnus Pike

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time. - Karl W F Schlegel

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

Leap year gives me extra time to reflect on how unproductive I am with extra time. - Homer Simpson

Most of the time, if you treat people right, you don't have to be afraid of them. - Kathy Kelly

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. - John W. Gardner

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

There's no age that isn't a good time to confront one's mortality or to consider a second adulthood. - Barbara Ehrenreich

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris


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