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Quartz Inaccuracy

Hopefully the watch works better than the faceplate indicates

Quartz Inaccuracy thanks to Rita Gamble

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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere. - Jim Farley

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. - William Shakespeare

We must use time as a tool, not as a crutch. - John F Kennedy

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus

Her time is about 4.33, which she's capable of. - David Coleman

Time goes, you say? Ah, no! Alas, Time stays, we go. - Austin Dobson

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation. - H.H. Munro

90 percent of my time is spent on 10 percent of the world. - Colin Powell

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

Be a good person but don't waste time trying to prove it. - Unknown

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

Whomever you spend time with you become. So spend time with great people. - Nido Qubein

You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it. - Charles Buxton

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time. - Greer Garson

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

Smell is a long-distance sense, a way of stretching time and finding out in advance what lies ahead. - Lyall Watson

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. - Tim Conway

He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in sixty-four seconds, and the one before in sixty-two. - David Coleman

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin


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