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Presidential Election

Screwdriver perspective of the U.S. Presidential Election

Presidential Election thanks to Marian Renstrom

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Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! - Unknown

Liberty is the right to silence. - Unknown

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

To acquire immunity to eloquence is of the utmost importance to the citizens of a democracy. - Bertrand Russell

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner


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