Here in Australia, if you're travelling out in the country one piece of equipment you'll need (the travel brochures don't tell you this) is a pre-squat bog seat lifting stick (for dunnies with a seat).
Insert the stick under the seat and gently lift so you can check for Red Back Spiders or Red Belly Black Snakes. Remember to lift gently so as you don't scare the snakes or other native fauna that are enjoying the dark coolness of their environment.
QuotaBillsHollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen
The nail that sticks up gets hammered down. - Japanese Proverb
When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
Throw plenty of mud and some of it is bound to stick. - Hipponax
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino
Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams
A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell
Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell
Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith
A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together! - Unknown
Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis
Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding
Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com