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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

The nail that sticks up gets hammered down. - Japanese Proverb

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. - A.A. Milne

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

It often takes more courage to change one's opinion than to stick to it. - Geoffrey Abert

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry