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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

The nail that sticks up gets hammered down. - Japanese Proverb

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

Throw plenty of mud and some of it is bound to stick. - Hipponax

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Genuine feelings cannot be produced, nor can they be eradicated. The body sticks to the facts. - Alice Miller

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle