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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Johnny Cash: A dime for the pay toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together! - Unknown

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash