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Pre-Squat Bog Seat Lifting Stick
Aussie safety precaution for dunnies with a seat
Here in Australia, if you're travelling out in the country one piece of equipment you'll need (the travel brochures don't tell you this) is a pre-squat bog seat lifting stick (for dunnies with a seat).
Insert the stick under the seat and gently lift so you can check for Red Back Spiders or Red Belly Black Snakes. Remember to lift gently so as you don't scare the snakes or other native fauna that are enjoying the dark coolness of their environment.
Insert the stick under the seat and gently lift so you can check for Red Back Spiders or Red Belly Black Snakes. Remember to lift gently so as you don't scare the snakes or other native fauna that are enjoying the dark coolness of their environment.
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When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
Throw plenty of mud and some of it is bound to stick. - Hipponax
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings
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Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino
Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams
A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell
Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
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Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
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At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
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Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
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Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding
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