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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll want me then. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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