Poor Fortune Cookie Message

Who, being loved, is poor? - Oscar Wilde

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

The walls are the publishers of the poor. - Eduardo Gateano

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be. - Jim Grue

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy