Poor Fortune Cookie Message

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Who, being loved, is poor? - Oscar Wilde

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

Poor strangers, they have so much to be afraid of. - Shirley Jackson

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be. - Jim Grue

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

The poor would never be able to live at all if it weren't for the poor. - George Moore

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from poor judgment. - Unknown

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

You have no idea what a poor opinion I have of myself and how little I deserve it. - W S Gilbert

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Dependency arguments often come from elites - either aid agencies or governments - and say something about attitudes to poor people. - Paul Harvey

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France