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Poor Fortune Cookie Message

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Poor Fortune Cookie Message thanks to Keith Blake

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A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

No one has ever become poor by giving. - Unknown

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance. - Oscar Wilde

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille


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