Poor Fortune Cookie Message

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Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

Diamonds are the tears of the poor. - Helen McCloy

The walls are the publishers of the poor. - Eduardo Gateano

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

There's so much to be grateful for, words are poor things. - Marilynne Robinson

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance. - Oscar Wilde

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Being a politician is a poor profession. Being a public servant is a noble one. - Herbert C Hoover

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Dependency arguments often come from elites - either aid agencies or governments - and say something about attitudes to poor people. - Paul Harvey

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille