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Poor Fortune Cookie Message

The richness of Chinese buffet food

Poor Fortune Cookie Message thanks to Keith Blake

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Diamonds are the tears of the poor. - Helen McCloy

The walls are the publishers of the poor. - Eduardo Gateano

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain

There's so much to be grateful for, words are poor things. - Marilynne Robinson

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

The poor would never be able to live at all if it weren't for the poor. - George Moore

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot admire them. - Oscar Wilde

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer


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