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Poor Fortune Cookie Message

The richness of Chinese buffet food

Poor Fortune Cookie Message thanks to Keith Blake

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Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

The walls are the publishers of the poor. - Eduardo Gateano

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be. - Jim Grue

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot admire them. - Oscar Wilde

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Dependency arguments often come from elites - either aid agencies or governments - and say something about attitudes to poor people. - Paul Harvey

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille


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