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Poor Fortune Cookie Message

The richness of Chinese buffet food

Poor Fortune Cookie Message thanks to Keith Blake

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A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be. - Jim Grue

There's so much to be grateful for, words are poor things. - Marilynne Robinson

The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance. - Oscar Wilde

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

The poor man is not he who is without a cent, but he who is without a dream. - Harry Kemp

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from poor judgment. - Unknown

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

Dependency arguments often come from elites - either aid agencies or governments - and say something about attitudes to poor people. - Paul Harvey

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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