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Poor Fortune Cookie Message

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Poor Fortune Cookie Message thanks to Keith Blake

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A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

The walls are the publishers of the poor. - Eduardo Gateano

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain

There's so much to be grateful for, words are poor things. - Marilynne Robinson

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

The poor would never be able to live at all if it weren't for the poor. - George Moore

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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