Poor Fortune Cookie Message

Good doctors make poor patients. - Unknown

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

The walls are the publishers of the poor. - Eduardo Gateano

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

There's so much to be grateful for, words are poor things. - Marilynne Robinson

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance. - Oscar Wilde

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot admire them. - Oscar Wilde

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France