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Pool Garden

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Pool Garden thanks to Keith Blake

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Meat: Grass once removed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Unemployment: 1. Capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden; 2. An intelligent alternative to overwork. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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