Point Of View

Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Facts are stupid things. - Ronald Reagan

Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Leo Tolstoy

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Though patrician, he was also stupid. - Greek Proverb

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Mama says, 'Stupid is as stupid does.' - Forrest Gump

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire

You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. - John Wayne

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. - Voltaire

No man is so wise that he knows everything, nor is any man so stupid he knows nothing. - Amish Saying

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy