Playground Child Eliminator

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

Youth comes but once in a lifetime. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

Youth is a perpetual intoxication; it is a fever of the mind. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama