Pizza Math

Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Roses are red, Pizza sauce is too, I ordered a large, and None of it is for you. - Unknown

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown