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Pilot Lounge
Braille language spoken by high flyers
Cheer up, passengers - this pilot received the highest marks in Braille College!
Devised by Louis Braille in 1821, Braille is a system of raised dots arranged in cells that enables blind and visually impaired people to read and write through touch. A cell is made up of six dots that fit under the fingertips, arranged in two columns of three dots each. Each cell represents a letter, a word, a combination of letters, a numeral or a punctuation mark.
Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace
Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin
The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder
Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown
Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown
Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle
Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne
Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus
Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright
Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout
The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump
A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx
Aviation is proof that given the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible. - Edward V Richenbacher
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield
He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests. - Epictetus
You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb
It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla
If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin
Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong
A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson
From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey
Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz
To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace
Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin
The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder
Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown
Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown
Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle
Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne
Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus
Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright
Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout
The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump
A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx
Aviation is proof that given the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible. - Edward V Richenbacher
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield
He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests. - Epictetus
You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb
It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla
If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin
Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong
A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson
From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey
Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz
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