Pets Come First

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Animals are like people because people are animals. - Barbara T Gates

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton

Doctors think a lot of patients are cured who have simply quit in disgust. - Don Herold

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem. - A A Milne

The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest. - Erik Satie

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me. - James Dean

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Animals have one thing that puts them way ahead of people: they don't dissemble, and you don't have to pretend in front of them. - Ivan Klima

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison