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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: pushing down or pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe


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