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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity. - Unknown

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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