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Pencil Pusher

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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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