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God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

The fact that your patient gets well does not prove that your diagnosis was correct. - Samuel J. Meltzer

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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