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Anatomy is destiny. - Sigmund Freud

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Pain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

If we begin with certainties, we shall end in doubts; but if we begin with doubts, and we are patient in them, we shall end in certainties. - Francis Bacon

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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