Patient Transfer Service

Anatomy is destiny. - Sigmund Freud

Nurses are patient people. - Unknown

Pain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The patient always lies on the couch. - Unknown

A patient man will ultimately succeed. - Unknown

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go. - Jack Benny

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Good things come to those who believe, better things come to those who are patient, and the best things come to those who don't give up. - Zig Ziglar