Patient Transfer Service

Anatomy is destiny. - Sigmund Freud

Nurses are patient people. - Unknown

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

A patient man will ultimately succeed. - Unknown

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

There's a new Norwegian insurance policy. It's called "My Fault Insurance." - Henny Youngman

The dementia patient is not giving you a hard time. The dementia patient is having a hard time. - Kerry Kleinbergen

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease. - William Osler

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up. - Steven Wright

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles