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Listen to learn. Learn to earn! - Rob Liano

The world is run by C students. - Al McGuire

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke


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