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Cardiology: The study of poker playing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Education is a system of imposed ignorance. - Noam Chomsky

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You ain't gonna learn what you don't wanna know. - Jerry Garcia

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old. - American Proverb

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Want to learn to eat a lot? Here it is: Eat a little. That way, you will be around long enough to eat a lot. - Tony Robbins

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann


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