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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

You can listen to silence and learn from it. It has a quality and a dimension all its own. - Chaim Potok

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Coaching is unlocking people's potential to maximize their own performance. It is more often helping them to learn rather than teaching them. - John Whitmore

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham


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