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Even while they teach, men learn. - Seneca

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

Whatever is good to know is difficult to learn. - Greek Proverb

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Not only education but society as a whole needs deschooling. - Ivan Illich

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

To learn something but not to do is really not to learn. To know something but not to do is really not to know. - Stephen Covey

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then do something. Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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