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Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

Education is a system of imposed ignorance. - Noam Chomsky

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridges to cross and which ones to burn. - David Russell

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

I look up to him because he is upper class, but I look down on him because he is lower class. - Ronnie Corbett

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn whatever state I am in, therein to be content. - Helen Keller

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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