QuotaBillsCanada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood
Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier
I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears
I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone
Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau
Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams
A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown
Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough
I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy
Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning
I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best
I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno
I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan
When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson
As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre
Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka
Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip
Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell
I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary
Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney
I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry
I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong
Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan
This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw
Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler
I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas