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Parallel Parking Car

1950: Park on a dime; 2019: Park on a toonie

Parallel Parking Car thanks to Keith Blake

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Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is. - Yoda

Life begins on the other side of despair. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The reverse side also has a reverse side. - Japanese Proverb

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. - Voltaire

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Yardstick: One foot on each side and one in the middle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you. - Groucho Marx

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Like an Irishman's obligation, all on the one side, and always yours. - English saying

Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

Our technological powers increase, but the side effects and potential hazards also escalate. - Alvin Toffler

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil. - Ayn Rand

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

We have a rule that if you check in code, you have to maintain it. So I mostly code on the side. I don't check in code anymore. - Mark Zuckerberg

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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