Parallel Parking Car

Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is. - Yoda

Suspicion is ever on the suffering side. - Pubilius Syrus

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

The winds and waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators. - Edward Gibbon

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. - Robert Frost

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect). - Mark Twain

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I'm not from a maple producing area and so my maple syrup credentials are very much of the eating side. - Nancy Greeme

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright