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Apology is only egotism wrong side out. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. - Voltaire

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. - Robert Frost

Like an Irishman's obligation, all on the one side, and always yours. - English saying

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

'Rocky' represents the optimistic side of life, and 'Rambo' represents purgatory. - Sylvester Stallone

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

We have reason on our side and, therefore, force, though so far we have used force with moderation. - Miguel Primo de Rivera

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback, set it up on one side and it tumbles over on the other. - Martin Luther

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Actress Mary Anderson: "What is my best side, Mr. Hitchcock?"
Hitchcock: "You're sitting on it, my dear." - Alfred Hitchcock

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman