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QuotaBillsToo clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash
Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown
Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love
Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery
Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Leo Tolstoy
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
Though patrician, he was also stupid. - Greek Proverb
Every good painter paints what he is. - Rembrandt Van Rijn
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw
Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown
Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire
I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock
There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace
Vanish: An invisible substance you paint on fences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown
Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump
Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw
Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown
Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper
In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy
My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek
A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner
You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch
No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. - George Bernard Shaw
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan
In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane
Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey
Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen
To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw
The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer
Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson
Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong
It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith
You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown
I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip
If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh
If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes
Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke
If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson
Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury
When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris
The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas
The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker
At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison
You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran
Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright