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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Facts are stupid things. - Ronald Reagan

Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Leo Tolstoy

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Though patrician, he was also stupid. - Greek Proverb

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Mama says, 'Stupid is as stupid does.' - Forrest Gump

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown

There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace

Vanish: An invisible substance you paint on fences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't say everything, but I paint everything. - Pablo Picasso

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. - John Wayne

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

We need more people who specialize in the impossible. - Theodore Roethke

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. - George Bernard Shaw

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Don't do something permanently stupid because you're temporarily upset. - Unknown

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. - Dwight L. Moody

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson


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