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QuotaBillsToo clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash
Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown
Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love
There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker
Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery
The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw
I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown
The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire
I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock
You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. - John Wayne
Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump
We need more people who specialize in the impossible. - Theodore Roethke
Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw
Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown
I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young
Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell
The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle
A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner
BP: Company in Gulf of Mexico that turns your barbecue into a tarbecue. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain
No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. - George Bernard Shaw
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan
Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye
Only when he no longer knows what he is doing does the painter do good things. - Edgar Degas
Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya
Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci
You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.
A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. - Leopold Stokowski
Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. - Voltaire
To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw
If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin
Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong
It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin
I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen
Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump
A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz
The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus
The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip
If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh
Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke
If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson
Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury
In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton
When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris
The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams
Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump
Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso
It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright