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Old Running Shoe

Moss be a really good sneaker to last that long

Old Running Shoe thanks to Keith Blake

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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The bad penny ain't pickin' up no more rollin' moss. - Archie Bunker

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier


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