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Old Running Shoe

Moss be a really good sneaker to last that long

Old Running Shoe thanks to Keith Blake

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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

The bad penny ain't pickin' up no more rollin' moss. - Archie Bunker

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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