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The crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

All people look better under arrest. - John Waters

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton

When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

I'm the No. 1 developer in New York, I'm the biggest in Atlantic City, and maybe we'll keep it that way. - Donald Trump

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

Franklin D. Roosevelt: "Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?",
New York Mayor Al Smith: "Do we now?" - Franklin D Roosevelt

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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