QuotaBillsThe story of Noah and the whale. - Archie Bunker
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb
Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown
By perseverance the snail reached the ark. - Charles Spurgeon
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? - Unknown
Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer
A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward
Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin
Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown
There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti
The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo
You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan
I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson
Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi
Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison
It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump