No Flies On Me

A closed mouth catches no flies. - French Proverb

Flirting is conversational chemistry. - Isaac Mizrahi

A kite only flies if it's tethered. - Victor Robert Lee

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown