Nice Day For A Ride

Mayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel