Nice Day For A Ride

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers