NFL Referees

Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Be to their virtue very kind;
be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda