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Blown Pass Interference Call being reviewed by NFL officials

NFL Referees thanks to Johnathan Louis Salas

20-Jan-2019 NFC Championship Game between the New Orleans Saints and Los Angeles Rams

“... the analytics nerds out there calculated that if a flag had been thrown on the obvious pass interference by Rams corner Nickell Robey-Coleman on the Saints wide out Tommylee Lewis, New Orleans would have had a roughly 98 percent chance of winning the NFC championship game.

Of course, no flag was thrown. No first down was awarded to the Saints. No bleeding out the clock. No chip shot field goal attempt as time expired. No trip to the Super Bowl for the Saints.

Guess what: That’s sports. And just because the refs missed a big one doesn’t mean the game was ruined and stained for all eternity, and it certainly doesn’t mean the NFL has a credibility issue that must be addressed now. The blown call was egregious. It’s going to bother Saints fans (and backers) as long as they live.

But for a league that has a million public relations problems and a million issues with how the game is officiated, why get so worked up over one more missed call?” - Adam Caparell

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Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

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I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

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It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Be to their virtue very kind;
be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

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In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

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I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

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All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

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Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

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