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New Year's Eyesight

Hope Yule have great vision next year!

New Year's Eyesight thanks to joe-kster

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The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

Where there is no vision, the people perish. - Proverbs 29:18

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

We are stubborn on vision. We are flexible on details. - Jeff Bezos

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Our shared vision of belonging is the thread that weaves through every touchpoint on Airbnb. - Brian Chesky

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Tennyson

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain

The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it. - Thucydides


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