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New Year's Eyesight

Hope Yule have great vision next year!

New Year's Eyesight thanks to joe-kster

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The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision. - Helen Keller

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

We are stubborn on vision. We are flexible on details. - Jeff Bezos

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets. - William Thomas

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

My eyesight went blurry from the lastitude they put in the mushrooms. - Archie Bunker

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

Vision without action is hallucination.
Action without vision is random activity. - Unknown

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Tennyson

For me it's all about personal vision - is there something about a subject that uniquely speaks to me. - Leonard Nimoy

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. - Vance Havner

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

Vision is the world's most desperate need. There are no hopeless situations, only people who think hopelessly. - Winifred Newman

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

When I dare to be powerful, to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid. - Audre Lorde

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain

The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it. - Thucydides


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