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New Year's Eyesight

Hope Yule have great vision next year!

New Year's Eyesight thanks to joe-kster

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The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision. - Helen Keller

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

We are stubborn on vision. We are flexible on details. - Jeff Bezos

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

A vision is a compelling image of an achievable future. - Laura B. Fortgang

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism and faulty eyesight. - Helen Rowland

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Vision without action is hallucination.
Action without vision is random activity. - Unknown

Our shared vision of belonging is the thread that weaves through every touchpoint on Airbnb. - Brian Chesky

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. - Vance Havner

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

You have to have a vision. It's got to be a vision you articulate clearly and forcefully. You can't blow an uncertain trumpet. - Rev. Theodore Hesburgh

The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it. - Thucydides

The most powerful person in the world is the story teller. The storyteller sets the vision, values and agenda of an entire generation that is to come. - Steve Jobs


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