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New Year's Eyesight

Hope Yule have great vision next year!

New Year's Eyesight thanks to joe-kster

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The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

Where there is no vision, the people perish. - Proverbs 29:18

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision. - Helen Keller

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. - Japanese Proverb

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

Be the grandest version of the greatest vision you ever had about who you are. - Unknown

The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Tennyson

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

When you have vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic. - Charles R Swindoll

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain

The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it. - Thucydides

The most powerful person in the world is the story teller. The storyteller sets the vision, values and agenda of an entire generation that is to come. - Steve Jobs


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