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Facts are stupid things. - Ronald Reagan

Electoral College: Institute of higher yearning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Absolute Zero: The lowest grade you can get on a test - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

URL: What you don't want the doc to say at your yearly exam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

It's possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated. - Alec Bourne

If you know enough about a subject, you can confuse anybody by selective use of the facts. - Ravi Zacharias

There's nothing so tragic as the murder of a beautiful theory by a gang of brutal facts. - Unknown

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders

Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser

Blind faith, no matter how passionately expressed, will not suffice. Science for its part will test relentlessly every assumption about the human condition. - E.O. Wilson

I suppose it is because nearly all children go to school nowadays and have things arranged for them that they seem so forlornly unable to produce their own ideas. - Agatha Christie

Keep a good attitude and do the right thing even when it's hard. When you do that you are passing the test. And God promises you your marked moments are on their way. - Joel Osteen

Factoids... that is, facts which have no existence before appearing in a magazine or newspaper, creations which are not so much lies as a product to manipulate emotion in the Silent Majority. - Norman Mailer