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When political correctness trumps fact factors

New College Game Show thanks to Barry McCartney

Facts don't matter!

Political correctness is a term used to describe language, measures, or policies that are intended to avoid offense or disadvantage to members of particular groups in society (adjectivally: politically correct; commonly abbreviated PC).

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Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

One of the truest tests of spiritual maturity is seeing the miraculous in the monotonous. - Mark Batterson

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! - Homer Simpson

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

Genuine feelings cannot be produced, nor can they be eradicated. The body sticks to the facts. - Alice Miller

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

The denial of Christ has less to do with facts and more to do with the bent of what a person is prejudiced to conclude. - Ravi Zacharias

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli

When it comes to atoms, language can be used only as in poetry. The poet, too, is not nearly so concerned with describing facts as with creating images. - Neils Bohr

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall

Factoids... that is, facts which have no existence before appearing in a magazine or newspaper, creations which are not so much lies as a product to manipulate emotion in the Silent Majority. - Norman Mailer


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