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When political correctness trumps fact factors

New College Game Show thanks to Barry McCartney

Facts don't matter!

Political correctness is a term used to describe language, measures, or policies that are intended to avoid offense or disadvantage to members of particular groups in society (adjectivally: politically correct; commonly abbreviated PC).

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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Delete the adjectives and you'll have the facts. - Harper Lee

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

I have always fought for concrete facts, for justice. - Fidel Castro

Optimism doesn't wait on facts. It deals with prospects. - Norman Cousins

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts. - Daniel P Moynihan

Facts and truth really don't have much to do with each other. - William Faulkner

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Only daring speculation can lead us further and not accumulation of facts. - Albert Einstein

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

Blind faith, no matter how passionately expressed, will not suffice. Science for its part will test relentlessly every assumption about the human condition. - E.O. Wilson

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven

The best narrative is one of infinite love. A spiritual affair - one not of the material world. Intermingled, with no beginning nor end - it will always stand the test of time. - Terry A. O'Neal

Whether it's a popcorn movie or some really intellectual sociopolitical movie, I think to some degree they're all influenced by the social climate that we're living in. - James Wan


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