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Intricate facts of sex - Archie Bunker

Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

Optimism doesn't wait on facts. It deals with prospects. - Norman Cousins

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

An arts degree is like a diploma in origami. And about as much use. - J.G. Ballard

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity. - Ambrose Bierce

Anyone who has begun to think places some portion of the world in jeopardy. - John Dewey

The degree of civilization in a society is revealed by entering its prisons. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! - Homer Simpson

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser

When it comes to atoms, language can be used only as in poetry. The poet, too, is not nearly so concerned with describing facts as with creating images. - Neils Bohr

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. - George Carlin

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven

I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. - Jay Leno