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Facts don't matter!

Political correctness is a term used to describe language, measures, or policies that are intended to avoid offense or disadvantage to members of particular groups in society (adjectivally: politically correct; commonly abbreviated PC).

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Facts are stupid things. - Ronald Reagan

Paranoia is having all the facts. - Edmund White

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Never let the facts get in the way of the truth. - Farley Mowat

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts. - Daniel P Moynihan

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fanatic is a man who does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. - Finley P. Dunne

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli

Time heals griefs and quarrels, for we change and are no longer the same persons. Neither the offender nor the offended are any more themselves. - Blaise Pascal

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser

If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause. - Charles Morgan

After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise. - Shirley Jones

The best narrative is one of infinite love. A spiritual affair - one not of the material world. Intermingled, with no beginning nor end - it will always stand the test of time. - Terry A. O'Neal

Those who forget good and evil and seek only to know the facts are more likely to achieve good than those who view the world through the distorting medium of their own desires. - Bertrand Russell

Factoids... that is, facts which have no existence before appearing in a magazine or newspaper, creations which are not so much lies as a product to manipulate emotion in the Silent Majority. - Norman Mailer


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