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When political correctness trumps fact factors

New College Game Show thanks to Barry McCartney

Facts don't matter!

Political correctness is a term used to describe language, measures, or policies that are intended to avoid offense or disadvantage to members of particular groups in society (adjectivally: politically correct; commonly abbreviated PC).

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Intricate facts of sex - Archie Bunker

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Facts do not exist, only interpretations. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley

The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them. - Samuel Crothers

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Facts and truth really don't have much to do with each other. - William Faulkner

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity. - Ambrose Bierce

As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have no use. - William James

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

In absence of clearly defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily acts of trivia. - Unknown

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. - George Carlin

Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence. - John Adams

I suppose it is because nearly all children go to school nowadays and have things arranged for them that they seem so forlornly unable to produce their own ideas. - Agatha Christie

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven

School is learning things you don't want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn't know, while working toward a future you don't know will ever come. - Dave Kellett

The best narrative is one of infinite love. A spiritual affair - one not of the material world. Intermingled, with no beginning nor end - it will always stand the test of time. - Terry A. O'Neal

Those who forget good and evil and seek only to know the facts are more likely to achieve good than those who view the world through the distorting medium of their own desires. - Bertrand Russell

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash


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