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New Canada Bill

Don Cherry's new financial backing

New Canada Bill thanks to Barry McCartney

85-year-old Don Cherry was recently fired by Rogers and Sportsnet for his 'you people' who 'come here' Remembrance Day comment that was misunderstood, and later spun as discriminatory. Don 'Grapes' Cherry is back once again, Canada - this time as a $100 Canada bill, now view-a-bill on his Grapevine podcast.

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Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

The best minute I spend is the one I invest in people. - Ken Blanchard

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski


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