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New Canada Bill

Don Cherry's new financial backing

New Canada Bill thanks to Barry McCartney

85-year-old Don Cherry was recently fired by Rogers and Sportsnet for his 'you people' who 'come here' Remembrance Day comment that was misunderstood, and later spun as discriminatory. Don 'Grapes' Cherry is back once again, Canada - this time as a $100 Canada bill, now view-a-bill on his Grapevine podcast.

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Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. - Milton Berle

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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