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New Canada Bill

Don Cherry's new financial backing

New Canada Bill thanks to Barry McCartney

85-year-old Don Cherry was recently fired by Rogers and Sportsnet for his 'you people' who 'come here' Remembrance Day comment that was misunderstood, and later spun as discriminatory. Don 'Grapes' Cherry is back once again, Canada - this time as a $100 Canada bill, now view-a-bill on his Grapevine podcast.

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Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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