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New Canada Bill

Don Cherry's new financial backing

New Canada Bill thanks to Barry McCartney

85-year-old Don Cherry was recently fired by Rogers and Sportsnet for his 'you people' who 'come here' Remembrance Day comment that was misunderstood, and later spun as discriminatory. Don 'Grapes' Cherry is back once again, Canada - this time as a $100 Canada bill, now view-a-bill on his Grapevine podcast.

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He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

No one can earn a million dollars honestly. - William Jennings Bryan

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Richard Nixon was just offered two million dollars by Schick to do a commercial - for Gillette. - Gerald Ford

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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