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Native Indian Orcas

Blackfish of the Northwest

Native Indian Orcas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The killer whale (aka Orca, Blackfish) is an important medicine animal to the Native American tribes of the Northwest Coast. The Kwakiutl tribes believe that the souls of marine hunters turn into killer whales upon their death, just as the souls of forest hunters turn into wolves.

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The story of Noah and the whale. - Archie Bunker

My clients are the whales and the seals. - Paul Watson

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

A whale stranded upon the coast of Europe. - Edmund Burke

We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn

I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins

There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb

You can't have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. - American Proverb

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

We've already hunted the gray whale into extinction twice. - Andrea Arnold

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson

If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales. - Oliver Goldsmith

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. - Dave Barry

Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah?
He used to live in whales for a while. - Groucho Marx

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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