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My Kind Of Marathon

Hardly even worked up a sweat

My Kind Of Marathon thanks to Keith Blake

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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Marathon runners set explicit goals. - Joseph B Wirthlin

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

A season is like a marathon, and there will be plenty of ups and downs. - Kolo Toure

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

When you run the marathon, you run against the distance, not against the other runners and not against the time. - Haile Gebrelassie

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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