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My Kind Of Marathon

Hardly even worked up a sweat

My Kind Of Marathon thanks to Keith Blake

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Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Marathon runners set explicit goals. - Joseph B Wirthlin

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time. - Neil Peart

I did a movie called 'Marathon Man' and it was one of my best memories. - Dustin Hoffman

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

When you run the marathon, you run against the distance, not against the other runners and not against the time. - Haile Gebrelassie

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe


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