Morning Memory

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley

He who laughs not in the morning, laughs not at noon. - Greek Proverb

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gratitude is when memory is stored in the heart and not in the mind. - Lionel Hampton

One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

It's been a tough week. I bought myself a memory foam mattress and now it's trying to blackmail me. - Gary Delaney

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory. - Leonardo da Vinci

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon