Morning Memory

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Ultimate horror often paralyses memory in a merciful way. - H.P. Lovecraft

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

Memory is often less about the truth than about what we want it to be. - David Halberstam

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Unknown

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol