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Morning Memory thanks to Keith Blake

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Cramnesia: Student memory loss. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

I've a grand memory for forgetting. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory. - Jesse Ventura

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

The cross comes before the crown, and tomorrow is a Monday morning. - C S Lewis

Memory is often less about the truth than about what we want it to be. - David Halberstam

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

The true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can. - Rita Mae Brown

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction. - George Lorimer

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. - John Barrymore

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

I have a phenomenal memory. I remember every single thing that anybody said to me, ever did to me, who was nice to me, and who was not nice to me. - Russell Peters

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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