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Morning Memory

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Morning Memory thanks to Keith Blake

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Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

Vanity plays lurid tricks with our memory. - John Conrad

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

The creditor hath a better memory than the debtor. - James Howell

Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide

Ultimate horror often paralyses memory in a merciful way. - H.P. Lovecraft

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Gratitude is when memory is stored in the heart and not in the mind. - Lionel Hampton

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. - Franklin P Adams

We awoke one morning in September, and the world lurched on its axis. - Jeb Bush

The true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can. - Rita Mae Brown

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

This evening is a very different evening from the morning that we had this morning. - David Coleman

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction. - George Lorimer

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. - John Barrymore

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

I remind myself every morning: nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening. - Larry King

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other. - Francis Bacon

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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