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Morning Memory thanks to Keith Blake

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Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

A song will outlive all sermons in the memory. - Henry Giles

Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. - Meister Eckhart

Pale ink is better than the most retentive memory. - Harvey Mackay

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us. - Oscar Wilde

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Never morning wore to evening but some heart did break. - Alfred Tennyson

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Ultimate horror often paralyses memory in a merciful way. - H.P. Lovecraft

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

This evening is a very different evening from the morning that we had this morning. - David Coleman

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

It's been a tough week. I bought myself a memory foam mattress and now it's trying to blackmail me. - Gary Delaney

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction. - George Lorimer

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

I have a phenomenal memory. I remember every single thing that anybody said to me, ever did to me, who was nice to me, and who was not nice to me. - Russell Peters


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