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Monongahela River

On way to confluence with the Allegheny River to form the Ohio River

Monongahela River thanks to Irvin Kauffman

The Monongahela River (referred to locally as the 'Mon') is a 130-mile-long river on the Allegheny Plateau in north-central West Virginia and southwestern Pennsylvania. The river flows from the confluence of its west and east forks in north central West Virginia northeasterly into southwestern Pennsylvania, then northerly to Pittsburgh and its confluence with the Allegheny River to form the Ohio River. The river is navigable its entire length via a series of locks and dams.

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All of nature is God's art. - Dante

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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