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Monongahela River

On way to confluence with the Allegheny River to form the Ohio River

Monongahela River thanks to Irvin Kauffman

The Monongahela River (referred to locally as the 'Mon') is a 130-mile-long river on the Allegheny Plateau in north-central West Virginia and southwestern Pennsylvania. The river flows from the confluence of its west and east forks in north central West Virginia northeasterly into southwestern Pennsylvania, then northerly to Pittsburgh and its confluence with the Allegheny River to form the Ohio River. The river is navigable its entire length via a series of locks and dams.

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Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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