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Monongahela River

On way to confluence with the Allegheny River to form the Ohio River

Monongahela River thanks to Irvin Kauffman

The Monongahela River (referred to locally as the 'Mon') is a 130-mile-long river on the Allegheny Plateau in north-central West Virginia and southwestern Pennsylvania. The river flows from the confluence of its west and east forks in north central West Virginia northeasterly into southwestern Pennsylvania, then northerly to Pittsburgh and its confluence with the Allegheny River to form the Ohio River. The river is navigable its entire length via a series of locks and dams.

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Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Treehouses are the ultimate return to nature. - Pete Nelson

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

You can tell the nature of the man by the words he chooses. - Edwin L Cole

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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