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Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

I read part of it all the way through. - Samuel Goldwyn

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

In every first novel the hero is the author as Christ or Faust. - Oscar Wilde

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Francis Bacon

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. - Alice Kahn

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

Novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex. - Kurt Vonnegut

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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