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So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Tabloids: Fast reading for the slow-thinking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

When you read the riot act, be prepared to enforce it. - Saying

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Not all the news that's fit to print is fit to read. - Unknown

Thinnest Book in the World: 'What Men Know About Women' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

I read the newspapers avidly. It is my one form of continuous fiction. - Aneurin Bevan

There is no surer way to misread any document than to read it literally. - Learned Hand

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. - C S Lewis

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

Reading Christians are growing Christians. When Christians cease to read, they cease to grow. - John Wesley

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally - and often far more - worth reading at the age of fifty and beyond. - C S Lewis


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