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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. - Will Rogers

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it. - Russell Lynes

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve. - Charles de Montesquieu

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. - Mark Twain

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal