Military Mower
Cutting the grass in style
QuotaBillsMeat: Grass once removed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb
A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan
Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh
Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur
Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch
The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn
We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker
When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb
A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck
Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin
Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb
The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard
Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse
Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker
Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud
Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod
A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields
There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo
I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti
I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown
The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman
Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent
It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller
Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway