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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor


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