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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

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As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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