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Military Mower

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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