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Mexorcist

Juan of the scariest films of all time

Mexorcist thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I tend to scare myself. - Stephen King

At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

Cavities don't scare us! - Unknown

There is no client as scary as an innocent man. - J. Michael Haller

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

When the news is scary, you should look for the helpers. - Fred Rogers

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movies. - Quentin Tarantino

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

So few want to be rebels anymore. And out of those few, most, like myself, scare easily. - Ray Bradbury

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

If you go about making movies to win Oscars, you're really going about it the wrong way. - Nicolas Cage

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

That's the kind of thing people always thinking. They always got to see some sort of scary thing in everything. - S.D. Crockett

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Don't be afraid of your fears. They're not there to scare you. They're there to let you know that something is worth it. - C. JoyBell C.

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales


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