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Mexico Will Pay For The Wall

The Donald is supported by Mexican bricklayers

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Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill


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