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Mexico Will Pay For The Wall

The Donald is supported by Mexican bricklayers

Mexico Will Pay For The Wall thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Voters want a fraud they can believe in. - Will Durst

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

We are all of us the worse for too much liberty. - Terence

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

A country cannot subsist well without liberty, nor liberty without virtue. - Daniel Webster

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me. - Harry S Truman

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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