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Mechanic Apprentice

Dog-gone good helper in the workshop

Mechanic Apprentice thanks to Keith Blake

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Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

There have been 11 copies of The Apprentice and every one of them has failed. - Donald Trump

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think there was confusion between Martha's "Apprentice" and mine. - Donald Trump

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump


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