#1 humor site on the 'net

Meateor

Shooting Stars spotted with protein mass

Meateor thanks to Ella West

Meateor thanks to Ella West

A meteoroid is a small rocky or metallic body in outer space. When a asteroid, comet, or meteoroid enters Earth's atmosphere at a speed typically in excess of 20 km/s (72,000 km/h; 45,000 mph), aerodynamic heating of that object produces a streak of light, both from the glowing object and the trail of glowing particles that it leaves in its wake. This phenomenon is called a meteor or shooting star. However, Ella West and Shiloh Defries have made this a much 'meateor' phenomenon.

QuotaBills
Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Stars can't shine without darkness. - Unknown

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

It's better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all. - Marilyn Monroe

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


That's Not A Bagpipe!

Paint Protection

Balanced Writer

Jolly Good Recovery

Tylenol Ban

In Perfect Harmony

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Kiosk Hours

Borderline Stupidity

Inside Outside Thinking

Bacon Soda Sales

Kia vs Nokia

Waterwheel Rotisserie

Fluent Sarcasm

Stork Exhaust

Music Illusion

New Fuel Gauge

Treescape

Diamond Ring TP

Treadmill Workout

The Three Stooges In And Out Of Character

Mask Not Your Country

Sun Protection

Multi-Motor Motorcycle