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Shooting Stars spotted with protein mass

Meateor thanks to Ella West

Meateor thanks to Ella West

A meteoroid is a small rocky or metallic body in outer space. When a asteroid, comet, or meteoroid enters Earth's atmosphere at a speed typically in excess of 20 km/s (72,000 km/h; 45,000 mph), aerodynamic heating of that object produces a streak of light, both from the glowing object and the trail of glowing particles that it leaves in its wake. This phenomenon is called a meteor or shooting star. However, Ella West and Shiloh Defries have made this a much 'meateor' phenomenon.

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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Becoming a star may not be in your destiny, but being the best that you can be is a goal you can set for yourselves. - Bryan Lindsay

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville


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