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Shooting Stars spotted with protein mass

Meateor thanks to Ella West

Meateor thanks to Ella West

A meteoroid is a small rocky or metallic body in outer space. When a asteroid, comet, or meteoroid enters Earth's atmosphere at a speed typically in excess of 20 km/s (72,000 km/h; 45,000 mph), aerodynamic heating of that object produces a streak of light, both from the glowing object and the trail of glowing particles that it leaves in its wake. This phenomenon is called a meteor or shooting star. However, Ella West and Shiloh Defries have made this a much 'meateor' phenomenon.

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Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Ad astra per aspera. (To the stars through difficulties) - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

It's better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all. - Marilyn Monroe

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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