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Shooting Stars spotted with protein mass

Meateor thanks to Ella West

Meateor thanks to Ella West

A meteoroid is a small rocky or metallic body in outer space. When a asteroid, comet, or meteoroid enters Earth's atmosphere at a speed typically in excess of 20 km/s (72,000 km/h; 45,000 mph), aerodynamic heating of that object produces a streak of light, both from the glowing object and the trail of glowing particles that it leaves in its wake. This phenomenon is called a meteor or shooting star. However, Ella West and Shiloh Defries have made this a much 'meateor' phenomenon.

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Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville


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