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Shooting Stars spotted with protein mass

Meateor thanks to Ella West

Meateor thanks to Ella West

A meteoroid is a small rocky or metallic body in outer space. When a asteroid, comet, or meteoroid enters Earth's atmosphere at a speed typically in excess of 20 km/s (72,000 km/h; 45,000 mph), aerodynamic heating of that object produces a streak of light, both from the glowing object and the trail of glowing particles that it leaves in its wake. This phenomenon is called a meteor or shooting star. However, Ella West and Shiloh Defries have made this a much 'meateor' phenomenon.

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Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Even in the desolate wilderness, stars can still shine. - Aoi Jiyuu Shiroi Nozomi

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

It's better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all. - Marilyn Monroe

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Becoming a star may not be in your destiny, but being the best that you can be is a goal you can set for yourselves. - Bryan Lindsay

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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