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Shooting Stars spotted with protein mass

Meateor thanks to Ella West

Meateor thanks to Ella West

A meteoroid is a small rocky or metallic body in outer space. When a asteroid, comet, or meteoroid enters Earth's atmosphere at a speed typically in excess of 20 km/s (72,000 km/h; 45,000 mph), aerodynamic heating of that object produces a streak of light, both from the glowing object and the trail of glowing particles that it leaves in its wake. This phenomenon is called a meteor or shooting star. However, Ella West and Shiloh Defries have made this a much 'meateor' phenomenon.

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard Feynman

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Becoming a star may not be in your destiny, but being the best that you can be is a goal you can set for yourselves. - Bryan Lindsay

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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