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Shooting Stars spotted with protein mass

Meateor thanks to Ella West

Meateor thanks to Ella West

A meteoroid is a small rocky or metallic body in outer space. When a asteroid, comet, or meteoroid enters Earth's atmosphere at a speed typically in excess of 20 km/s (72,000 km/h; 45,000 mph), aerodynamic heating of that object produces a streak of light, both from the glowing object and the trail of glowing particles that it leaves in its wake. This phenomenon is called a meteor or shooting star. However, Ella West and Shiloh Defries have made this a much 'meateor' phenomenon.

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Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. - David Eddings

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman


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