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Shooting Stars spotted with protein mass

Meateor thanks to Ella West

Meateor thanks to Ella West

A meteoroid is a small rocky or metallic body in outer space. When a asteroid, comet, or meteoroid enters Earth's atmosphere at a speed typically in excess of 20 km/s (72,000 km/h; 45,000 mph), aerodynamic heating of that object produces a streak of light, both from the glowing object and the trail of glowing particles that it leaves in its wake. This phenomenon is called a meteor or shooting star. However, Ella West and Shiloh Defries have made this a much 'meateor' phenomenon.

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Highway: The space between billboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

When you wish upon a star... you might be happier the way you are. - Phyllis Sugar

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

It's better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all. - Marilyn Monroe

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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