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Shooting Stars spotted with protein mass

Meateor thanks to Ella West

Meateor thanks to Ella West

A meteoroid is a small rocky or metallic body in outer space. When a asteroid, comet, or meteoroid enters Earth's atmosphere at a speed typically in excess of 20 km/s (72,000 km/h; 45,000 mph), aerodynamic heating of that object produces a streak of light, both from the glowing object and the trail of glowing particles that it leaves in its wake. This phenomenon is called a meteor or shooting star. However, Ella West and Shiloh Defries have made this a much 'meateor' phenomenon.

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A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

You smiled at the stars like they knew all your secrets. - Unknown

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

It's better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all. - Marilyn Monroe

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking


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