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Shooting Stars spotted with protein mass

Meateor thanks to Ella West

Meateor thanks to Ella West

A meteoroid is a small rocky or metallic body in outer space. When a asteroid, comet, or meteoroid enters Earth's atmosphere at a speed typically in excess of 20 km/s (72,000 km/h; 45,000 mph), aerodynamic heating of that object produces a streak of light, both from the glowing object and the trail of glowing particles that it leaves in its wake. This phenomenon is called a meteor or shooting star. However, Ella West and Shiloh Defries have made this a much 'meateor' phenomenon.

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Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

Highway: The space between billboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

Even in the desolate wilderness, stars can still shine. - Aoi Jiyuu Shiroi Nozomi

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Science is not opposed to storytelling. Science is a genre of storytelling. Stories of the real world, inspired by observations thereof. - Sean Carroll

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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