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Mason Scaffold

Brick work hanging in the balance

Mason Scaffold thanks to Keith Blake

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Those who will not risk cannot win. - John Paul Jones

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. - George S Patton

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

There are two types of risk in life: the danger of trying and the danger of not trying. - Nick Vujicic

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Our technological powers increase, but the side effects and potential hazards also escalate. - Alvin Toffler

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

Consuming mushrooms regularly has been associated with decreased risk of breast, stomach and colorectal cancers. - Joel Fuhrman

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates! - Dave Barry

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon

People who don't take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. People who do take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. - Peter F Drucker


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