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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

What we love to do we find time to do. - John Spaulding

Every great love starts with a great story. - Nicholas Sparks

The things that we love tell us what we are. - Thomas Aquinas

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

To love what you do and feel it matters - how could anything be more fun? - Katharine Graham

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

I love you the more in that I believe you had liked me for my own sake and for nothing else. - John Keats

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten. - William Faulkner

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson


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