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Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

If you spend your days doing what you love, it is impossible to fail. - Ricky Gervais

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

If we love still those whom we lose, can we altogether lose those whom we love? - Thackery

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A Heinlein

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx


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