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Love Flame

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The best proof of love is trust. - Dr Joyce Brothers

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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