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Do all things with love. - Og Mandino

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

He would make a lovely corpse. - Charles Dickens

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Absence, and a friendly neighbor, washeth away love. - English Proverb

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

Love isn't something you find. Love is something that finds you. - Loretta Young

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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