Lost House Keys

Chewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Powder: Something that may cause an explosion if found on the lapel - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie