QuotaBillsGoing to the woods is going home. - John Muir
Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder
Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien
The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison
Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams
Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope
When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman
At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown
The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short
Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp
What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith
Shouting louder does not help if truth has been lost. - Ravi Zacharias
You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball
Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb
A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen
In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen
One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis
Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson
Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock
Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard
I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone
Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler
My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright
Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard
Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown
You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker
Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham
No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang
Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton
Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams
Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again. - Saint Augustine
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie
This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon
Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan