Lost House Keys

Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Marrying is easy - it's housework that's hard. - Proverb

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

Hopeful, we are halfway to where we want to go; hopeless, we are lost forever. - Lao Tzu

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

The destiny of the world is determined less by the battles that are lost and won than by the stories it loves and believes in. - Harold Goddard

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin