Lost House Keys

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

Shouting louder does not help if truth has been lost. - Ravi Zacharias

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again. - Saint Augustine

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan