Lost House Keys

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? - Phyllis Diller

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell