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Praise, like sunlight, helps all things grow. - Croft M Pentz

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Praise is a rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Eliza Cook

When we make God's priorities our priorities, God blesses us. - David Jeremiah

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

In doing what we ought we deserve no praise, because it is our duty. - St. Augustine

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

Most people would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - Norman Vincent Peale

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

Better to deserve praise without having it, than to have it without deserving it. - Ivan Panin

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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