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Limit Of Two

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Limit Of Two thanks to Jim Serritella

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Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man with God is always in the majority. - John Knox

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

Desire of praise disposeth to laudable actions. - Thomas Hobbes

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles H Spurgeon

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another. - William Shakespeare

If you aren't hungry for God, you are full of yourself. - Mark Batterson

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

God made you a masterpiece. Be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped. - Joel Osteen

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

What comes to mind when we think about God is the most important thing about us. - A.W. Tozer

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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