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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

If God is the author of life, there must be a script. - Ravi Zacharias

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

Whatever I cannot do for God's glory must be avoided. - A.W. Pink

When we cannot trace God's hand we can trust His heart. - Charles H. Spurgeon

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

God isn't asking you to figure it out. He's asking you to trust that He already has. - Unknown

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

If you would do the best with your life, find out what God is doing in your generation and throw yourself wholly into it. - Arthur Wallis

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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