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Limit Of Two thanks to Jim Serritella

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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another. - William Shakespeare

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

He does most in God's great world who does his best in his own little world. - Thomas Jefferson

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

Once you have been reconciled to God, you have no problem being reconciled to others. - Fred Luter

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

Christian Atheists: those who say they are Christians but choose to live like God doesn't exist. - Craig Groeschell

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

If you take care of the things that are dear to God, He will take care of the things that are dear to you. - Howard Taylor

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16


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