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Limit Of Two thanks to Jim Serritella

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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

One God idea is worth more than a thousand good ideas. - Mark Batterson

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche


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