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Leading The Way

How many times do I have to tell you not to go wandering up that path by yourself?

Leading The Way thanks to Howard Chapman

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Lead, follow, or get out of the way. - Thomas Paine

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Excellence in any pursuit is the late, ripe fruit of toil. - W.M.L. Jay

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Excellence is the gradual result of always striving to do better. - Pat Riley

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes. - Leo Durocher

The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others. - Hasidic Proverb

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The confidence of ignorance will always overcome indecision of knowledge. - Unknown

Only daring speculation can lead us further and not accumulation of facts. - Albert Einstein

Excellence is not a singular act but a habit. You are what you do repeatedly. - Shaquille O'Neal

Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong. - Peter T. Mcintyre

The most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity. - Zig Ziglar

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Who aims at excellence will be above mediocrity; who aims at mediocrity will be far short of it. - Burmese Saying

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The acceptance of certain realities doesn't preclude idealism. It can lead to certain breakthroughs. - Rem Koolhaas

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Self confidence is the most attractive quality a person can have. How can anyone see how awesome you are if you can't see it yourself? - Unknown

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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