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Leading The Way

How many times do I have to tell you not to go wandering up that path by yourself?

Leading The Way thanks to Howard Chapman

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Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Success without integrity is failure. - Unknown

Leadership is an ever-evolving position. - Mike Krzyzewski

Confidence is silent; insecurities are loud. - Unknown

Only the prepared speaker deserves to be confident. - Dale Carnegie

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem. - Woody Allen

Leadership is unlocking people's potential to become better. - Bill Bradley

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks. - Douglas Adams

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

Integrity is choosing your thoughts and actions based on values rather than personal gain. - Unknown

Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well too. - David Storey

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

Management by objective works - if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don't. - Peter F Drucker

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Charity is not like feeding pigeons in the square. It is a process that requires professional management. - Roman Abramovich

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Silence is interesting. It can show confusion, indifference and sadness. But it can also show determination, confidence and caring. - Maxime Lagace

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

When you are able to maintain your own highest standards of integrity - regardless of what others may do - you are destined for greatness. - Napoleon Hill

One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus


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