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Leading The Way

How many times do I have to tell you not to go wandering up that path by yourself?

Leading The Way thanks to Howard Chapman

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Confidence is a very fragile thing. - Joe Montana

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Leadership is a choice, not a position. - Stephen Covey

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Confidence is the thing you had before you knew better. - Unknown

Making good decisions is a crucial skill at every level. - Peter F Drucker

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

Excellence is the gradual result of always striving to do better. - Pat Riley

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Image is what people think we are; integrity is what we really are. - John C Maxwell

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Only daring speculation can lead us further and not accumulation of facts. - Albert Einstein

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

The best training a top manager can be engaged in is management by example. - Carlos Ghosn

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Whenever you find whole world against you just turn around and lead the world. - Unknown

The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks. - Douglas Adams

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle

Leaders lead by telling stories that give others permission to lead, not follow. - Michael Margolis

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

Management by objective works - if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don't. - Peter F Drucker

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

A group becomes a team when each member is sure enough of himself and his contribution to praise the skills of the others. - Norman G Shidle

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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