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Leading The Way

How many times do I have to tell you not to go wandering up that path by yourself?

Leading The Way thanks to Howard Chapman

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Lead, follow, or get out of the way. - Thomas Paine

Wiping out is an underappreciated skill. - Laird Hamilton

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Guitar players never listen to lead singers. - Steven Tyler

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. - Kin Hubbard

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Only the prepared speaker deserves to be confident. - Dale Carnegie

Sometimes the wrong choices lead us to the right places. - Unknown

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese

I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that. - Groucho Marx

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. - Mark Twain

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown

Only daring speculation can lead us further and not accumulation of facts. - Albert Einstein

Excellence is not a singular act but a habit. You are what you do repeatedly. - Shaquille O'Neal

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Who aims at excellence will be above mediocrity; who aims at mediocrity will be far short of it. - Burmese Saying

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters. - Harvey Mackay

Nothing is predestined. The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead to new beginnings. - Ralph Blum

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus


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